Hey Everybody,

 

I spoke with Spazz recently, here’s his official profile and interview! Enjoy!

 

Profile:Spazz

 

Height: 5’4”

 

Weight: 118lbs soaking wet

 

Entrance Music: Disturbed – “Meaning of Life”

 

Finisher: “I’ll hump yo’ face foo’! Want me to do it to you now?! Then keep asking dumb questions!”

 

Former Accomplishments: Cruiserweight Kayfabe Dojo Champion

NWA Upstate 6-Man Tag Team Champion

 

Quirky Fact: Al Snow and Tajiri are my influences… Pikachu is my life partner and I don’t know what I’d do without him. Snow had Head. I have Pikachu. I play patty cake with the little guy whenever I can. Got a problem with that?

 

GW: What would be your favorite maneuver to execute in the ring?

Spazz: “Satellite head scissors. I like the rotation.”

 

GW: What injury has been the worst in your career?

Spazz: “Dislocated Elbow. I tried to do a Shining Wizard onto… I forgot who, and I came down hard on a posted arm. Not fun in the least bit.”

 

GW: Well, outside of Professional Wrestling, What else do you do? What’s life like?

Spazz: “Pretty calm actually. I like the green if you know what I mean. I try not to live up to my name when I’m not about to step into the ring.”

 

GW: What was the worst road trip to an event you’ve wrestled at or attended?

Spazz: To Detroit… In 2005?  Pepe Valentine, Rick Matrix, and Billy Fox “The Limit.” It was an 8-hour drive. Rick doesn’t drive the whole way, but he sure liked the money. We were going to be paid a hefty sum to spilt between the four of us and he said he’s going to keep all of it. So instead of paying gas, we got to wrestle and drive to Detroit for free. We did all the driving; he did all the smoking if you catch my drift.

 

GW: Who would you partner with, given the chance?

Spazz: Gabe Saint. We’ve been on and off rivals for the past 7 or 8 years. We’re very familiar with each other.

 

GW: What goes through your head when you enter a match?

Spazz: That depends on what mood I’m in. I have three different versions of Spazz. Angry, Cuddly, Happy, or Evil. The crowd loves my tactics, When I was Angry Spazz, I just imagined myself as a monkey swinging through the trees. F*cking Primitive Man! When I was more of a cuddly version of myself, you’ll see me go to the High Rent District. I was obsessed with a leg drop sort of deal. Now, I’m just Violent Spazz. I want to rip your face off man! You catch my drift?!

 

GW: Whoa, man. Yeah I hear you… Let’s wrap this up with one more question; Who do you look up to as a person? Why?

Spazz: That’s two Questions man! You’re screwing with me! Don’t freakin’ screw with me man… I’ll be nice though, because Pikachu said so. So here’s your answer. Little People.

GW: Midgets?

Spazz: “NO! uh… I mean no man. Not midgets, a lot of little people that the Big people thank when they get awards. Like the best boy and stuff… Mick Foley I guess if I were to name a Big person. Um, my friends. We screwed around with the backyard wrestling stuff. I wouldn’t advise it though to others around. If you want to learn how to wrestle, come here and do it right!

 

After that, I sat down with Maximo Suave, for a brief Profile view.

 

Maximo Suave

 

Height: 5’7”

 

Weight: 180lbs “Legit”

 

Entrance Music: Hector Lavoe – El Cantante

 

Finisher: I have two. The 787, which is a Swanton. 787 is the area code for Puerto Rico. I also have the Capicu(Inverted Samoan Drop)

 

Quirky Fact: Shares the same name as Jueventud Guerrera.

 

However, Coconut Jones sat down with me again and answered some more questions.

 

GW: What’s your favorite move to execute in the ring?

CJ: STO. It shows off your brute strength…(That I don’t have)

 

GW: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had in the ring?

CJ: Dropped on my Dome once and spinal fluid came out of my nose. Never been the same since. During practice, I was just rolling around. Nothing big, ya know? I would have blamed Dewey… however he wasn’t there. So I won’t.

 

GW: What do you do, besides wrestling, which keeps you occupied?

CJ: Live a very boring life in my cabana. I countdown the days with my big calendar until I break someone’s heart (or neck) again at the shows. Until then, I’m with all the ladies at the club.

 

GW: What’s the worst, absolute worst drive you’ve ever had going to a wrestling event?

CJ: Driving to Buffalo during a nasty snow storm. I was freezing my Coconuts off bro! I almost died like 3 times! Side note however, there was this hot chick once that almost ran me off the road. It was cool though, She smiled and it was allllright. He winks

 

GW: Who’s a former opponent of yours that you’d tag with?

CJ: Maximo Suave. We love to punch in and do work inside and outside the ring. Oh yeah!

 

GW: What goes through your head before popping out of the curtains to these fans?

CJ: Literally this; “Where all the white women at?”

 

GW: Finally, who do you look up to as a person and why?

CJ: My father. He showed me what hard work and dedication could accomplish. Everyday I strive to be more like him.

 

Finally, I spoke with “Mean” Marcos. The High-Fivin’ Hair Teasin’ Glam Rocker. One half of the fan favorite “Dunn & Marcos” Tag Team.

 

“Mean” Marcos

 

Height: 5’7”

 

Weight: 165lbs

 

Theme Song: “I Wanna Rock”- Twisted Sister

 

Finishing Move: Unskinny Bop(Sliced Bread #2)

 

Former Accomplishments: NMW Cruiserweight Champ

NWA Upstate Kayfabe Dojo Champ

NWA Upstate Tag Team Champ (w/Dunn)

NWA Empire Tag Team ChampX2 (w/Dunn #1, Currently with Delany #2(as of 1/31))

UWF Hardcore Tag Team Champion (w/Dunn)

 

GW: What’s your favorite move to execute in the ring?

M: Short Arm Scissors. Made famous by Patt O’Connor

 

GW: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had in the ring?

M: Never been treated for anything. I hurt my right shoulder once, but I never got it checked out. It was by the Briscoes.

 

GW: What do you do, besides wrestling, which keeps you occupied?

M: Um, Rock n Rollin. Nothing but the good times.

 

GW: What’s the worst, absolute worst drive you’ve ever had going to a wrestling event?

M: Rochester to St. Paul, MN was the longest. The worst was when I had to work this hellish weekend. We first had to go through New York City to pick up Tony Devito, who lives in Jersey. Then did a show that night for NJPW. The next day went to Wilmington for an ROH show. We drove back to New Jersey to drop off Devito and had to be back in Rochester by Monday morning. I had to work at 9am.

 

GW: Who’s a former opponent of yours that you’d tag with?

M: Colin Delany. We used to feud with the Olsen Twins back in the day. Now I’m champs with him in Empire! Go figure.

 

GW: What goes through your head before popping out of the curtains to these fans?

M: “How am I going to beat my opponent and look good doing it?”

 

GW: Finally, who do you look up to as a person and why?

M: Slash man. The dude knows how to f*cking rock!