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3/19/2009

by: Gunnar Wuher

Hello Everyone,

Welcome back to Loot, Pillage and Piledrivers. This is a very exciting and hectic time for the NWA Upstate community, considering that we have TV tapings AND Anniversary Anarchy V coming up in the month of May. I'm excited about both events and I hope to see you at both of them. Now, this time around I sat down the devilish Jimmy Olsen. I attempted to get to the bottom of the recent change in heart he's had. Now, if you read the results for March Meltdown, you'd see just how vicious this man could be. Not only attacking Dustytaker with his good buddy, Colin Delaney, he takes out Chip Stetson with a brutal beating. Screwdrivers are meant to be drunk or placed in a tool box, Jim. First, I have the profile of "Superbad" Richard Venice.

"Superbad" Richard Venice

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 2 bucks, a quarter, 3 dimes, 2 nickels and a handful of Susan B. Anthony

pennies.

Finisher: "Superbad Stampede" (Running Powerslam)

Entrance Music: "Call Me" - Blondie

Former Accomplishments: "Extensive Amateur Wrestling background, Holds fecord

for most grapes in mouth, Prettiest Man in NWA Upstate."

Quirky Fact: "I love long walks on the beach."

Gunnar's Note: My apologies to "Superbad" for not getting this up sooner as I told him I did. Hopefully I'll be able to sit down with his 2 new friends in the recently formed tag team, "The Young and The Wreslters."

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Before I get into Jimmy, let me wrap up my predictions from March Meltdown.

THE MAIN EVENT: Revenge for the Shenanigans after Wrestlebowl 2009!!!

Danny Doring & Colin Delaney vs. Pepper Parks & Cheech

Who will win: Danny Doring & Colin Delaney(0)

How? : DQ(0)

Why: I believe that the last of Jimmy “Jam” Olsen’s impact won’t end with Chip Stetson. I think Jim will get himself involved in this match and end it for “The Patrick Swayze of Professional Wrestling” and his partner. Otherwise I smell a “Dastardly” ending to this tale.(0)

What really happend: Pepper Parks hits a top rope 'Pepper Shaker' and pins "The Extremely Cute Wrestler" Colin Delaney. I had this match all sorts of backwards, calling exactly opposite of what happend. I'll have more from all four men in future LPPs.(0/3)

No Limits Championship:

Gabe Saint (c) vs Mo Mantha

Who will win this one: Mo Mantha(1)

How: Pinfall(1)

Why: “The Montgomery Madman” is foaming at the mouth to get back what he believes he won all the way back in November. He’s been waiting and training since then to repair his torn “meniscuseses.” I think he’ll take it and the title away from the streaking Gabreal Saint. Mind you, Gabe is ready for a nice long climb to the top of the real mountain here in NWA Upstate… The Heavyweight Championship.(1)

What really happend: In complete contrast to my predictions above, I got this match spot on. However, what I didn't see was Jimmy Olsen taking interest in this match by taking out Gabe Saint with a sick boot to the temple. I'm looking forward to what the "Bull of the Black Mountain" has in store for the rogue Olsen.(3/3)

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The Jimmy "Jam" Olsen Interview.

Gunnar Wuher: " Dude, seriously... What crack are you smoking?!"

Jimmy "Jam" Olsen: "The good stuff! I'm going to tell a story here. About a year ago, there was a match... the Cage Match, War Games, between 2CW and NWA Upstate. I laid in the ring from the neck down, paralyzed, for a good twenty minutes! The match is over, the fans are going home(probably to beat their wives), and all I can do is sit in that ring trying to get feeling back into my body! That's where this started for me. There was no one in that ring that gave a crap about Jimmy Olsen except Jimmy Olsen. That is a pretty good synopsis if you ask me.

GW: So alright, you think you're not getting the respect you deserve. It's apparent to me that this is the main reason behind your shift. Tell me something Jim, Who do you believe needs to give you respect and hasn't shown it?

JJO: Chip, first and foremost. Referee Ron Falco. Pepe Valentine. Gabe Saint. The kid in the front row that got socked. The fans and Kevin Bacon... but he's not that good so scratch that last one.

GW: Speaking of NWA Upstate Owner, Chip Stetson, he has said some pretty heavy stuff against you. Do you have a response?

JJO: Chip's been here since the start. He should know what I'm capable of. He wanted answers, he got them at March Meltdown. How does that screwdriver taste Chip?! A fight is what he wanted and a fight is what I gave him. You think he really runs this show? You're sadly mistaken. Sir Danny, Sir Olsen, and Sir Colin, run this show and will do what we want!

GW: Chip's position in this company, that you've just denied, has brought down a decision that I'm not sure you're going to like. Slyck Wagner Brown is coming to the Anniversary show. Think you might have the crosshairs of the former 2CW champion on you?

JJO: I really hope not. I hope he'd learn his lesson. In Rochester, I'm quite good against him. Undefeated if I remember correctly. I beat him in a cage most recently for their belt! I just hope he reads this so he can see what I'm about to say. Slyck! If you come for me... I'll make sure you go the same way that Chip did at March Meltdown! If he doesn't show, It'll just prove what I've been saying this whole time JJO>SWB.

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Gunnar's Final Thoughts: March Meltdown was a very good card, highlighted by an amazing Main Event. I will be giving you interviews with all the men that were in that ring in the coming future. Hopefully I'll see you all at the TV Tapings or the Anniversary show coming up in May. I'd also like to thank everyone at Upstate for giving me a chance to step on camera and make my debut. I hope all of you liked the post show enough to let myself and Jeff Michaels do another. If you have any comments/questions/concerns for myself, you can email/IM me. Also! I've opened up a Myspace Account for those of you who prefer that, www.myspace.com/gunnarwuher

See you all next week,

-Gunnar

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