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1/30/2009

by: Gunnar Wuher

Welcome to another edition of "Predicitons" as I gaze into my cracked crystal ball and try to map out who will win at the next NWA Upstate show, Wrestlebowl 2009. If you haven't heard we're at the German House in the downtown area. I've never been to this venue, however I think I'm really going to like it. For starters, I have a few Profiles that I've been meaning to get out there.
Here's one of the men in the 6-man tag team bout. The Manager of the NWA Upstate  Tag Team Champions, Johnny Kayfabe.
 
Name: Johnny Kayfabe
 
Height: 5'11"
 
Weight: 208lbs
 
Former Accomplishments: Managed Rhythm & Booze  as TAg Champs
Former Member of Hellcat's Osawa Syndicate
Former 6 man Tag Team Manager of ESW
 
Quirky Fact: He's Hellcat's Nephew

Now, We've got Coconut Jones.
 
Name: Coconut Jones
 
Height: 6'3"
 
Weight:190lbs
 
Entrance Music: "Coconut Juice"-Tyga
 
Former Accomplishments: Most Groupies in NWA Upstate
 
Quirky Fact: Plays a mean set of Bongos.
 
Finally, I give you... My predicitons for WRESTLEBOWL 2009!
 
MAIN EVENT – NON-TITLE MATCH
NWA Upstate Heavyweight Champion Danny Doring vs Pepper Parks
 
Who will win: Pepper Parks
 
How: Pinfall (Legit)
 
Why: Danaconda has secured himself a year long reign with the NWA Upstate Heavyweight Championship, which is more than most can say. Save a stripping that would shock this company to it's core, it's safe to say the title will have been around the waist Doring for an 'Era' if you would. Pepper, being a former NWA Heavyweight champion himself, will take a nasty beating before taking down the similarly built Doring. In the end though, it'll be Parks pulling off a victory that will surprise most in the crowd. (I think it'll shock Doring just as much.)

STEVIE COMES LOOKING FOR REVENGE
Stevie Richards vs Colin Delaney
 
Who will win: Stevie Richards
 
How: Pinfall
 
Why: The illustrious career of Big Stevie Cool will help him overcome this rookie and fellow ex-WWE superstar. Colin's inexperience (He's only a year older than myself) will be his downfall. I'm looking forward to this schooling of the arrogant Delany. However, there is a reason Colin reached such a high plateau so quickly. He's got the heart of a champion. I don't see him going down easily. 
 
NWA UPSTATE NO LIMITS TITLE MATCH
Gabreal Saint (C) vs. "Omega" Aaron Dravin (w/Star Rider)
 
Who will win: "Omega" Aaron Dravin
 
How: DQ (Therefore no title exchange)
 
Why: From the static I've been getting in the back, Mr. Mo Mantha has been furious about the referee calling in his last chance at the title. I expect a run-in from him, costing the Star Foundation there chance at a title. Star Rider's going to be extremely irritated. I have a feeling that this belt isn't going to change hands unless there's a stipulation match it is defended in.
 
2CW VS NWA UPSTATE IN SIX MAN TAG TEAM ACTION
Self-Professed 2CW Tag Team Champions Triple X & Hellcat along with
Johnny Kayfabe vs The McCloud Brothers & Brett The Geihl from
94.1 FM The Zone
Who will win: The NWA Upstate Champions(I will refuse to call them 2CW champions.) and Kayfabe
 
How: Pinfall via Hellcat to a McCloud.
 
Why: Hellcat's 2CW Tear will taint this match. His nasty nephew won't help things either, I hope he gets his from the Geihl. The ref'll get 'inadvertently' hit from behind and the dirty tricks of the 12 year veteran to come out

"Fabulous" John McChesney vs "The Little Rig" Cloudy
 
Who will win: "Fabulous" John McChesney.
 
How: Pinfall
 
Why: "Fabulous" will continue his winning ways from the past 2 NWA shows and potentially we could see a streak here. Not Knocking "Lil' Rig" at all here, just saying with his boy in ROH... I'm not sure it looks so good for the fiesty former Tag Champ.
 
Cheech vs "Diamond" Dave Marcos
 
Who Will Win: "Diamond" Dave Marcos
 
How: Pinfall
 
Why: Dave will be hot off his victory at the previous event. I'll give the nod to him.
 
Final Thoughts: This card is really strong. Especially since we're debuting at a new venue. The German House sounds like the place to hold a nice fight and I'm sure everyone on the card (in the audience even) will be itching for one. I hope to keep my head down and try to get you, the fans, the best reporting from the NWA Upstate Locker Room. The MOTN sounds to me like Stevie vs. Colin, however I expect a fine bout between Cloudy and McChesney. Hopefully I'll talk to some more of your NWA Favorites and we'll see how this card goes down.
If your reading this, you better be at this event. You'll miss something epic if you don't come. Say hey to me (in the green cap, per usual) and enjoy. See you there!
-Gunnar

 

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