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2/5/2009 by: Gunnar Wuher Hey everyone,
I'm starting this Loot Pillage and Piledrivers off with a PSA of sorts. A reminder to all of our fans that it is really dumb to get yourself involved with a wrestler as the show is going on. I've brought this issue up before and I believe that it needs to be stressed now. That barricade (However big and fancy, or small and dinky) is there for YOUR protection and the protection of the wrestlers. Please do NOT under ANY circumstances forget that what is happening on the other side of that barricade is NOT your domain to go into. If you have a problem with one of the wrestlers here at NWA Upstate, I encourage you to send ME that email/IM. I'll see what I can do about it, however I won't guarentee anything. So once again let me stress, there's a reason why that barricade is there. Don't cross that line. Ever.
Now that I'm done ranting, we can see how well(poorly) I fared with my predicitions. I also have Colin Delany sitting with me for his NWA Upstate Profile and a few questions.
MAIN EVENT – NON-TITLE MATCH
NWA Upstate Heavyweight Champion Danny Doring vs Pepper Parks Who will win: Pepper Parks(0)
How: Pinfall (Legit)(0)
Why: Danaconda has secured himself a year long reign with the NWA Upstate Heavyweight Championship, which is more than most can say. Save a stripping that would shock this company to it's core, it's safe to say the title will have been around the waist Doring for an 'Era' if you would. Pepper, being a former NWA Heavyweight champion himself, will take a nasty beating before taking down the similarly built Doring. In the end though, it'll be Parks pulling off a victory that will surprise most in the crowd. (I think it'll shock Doring just as much.)(0)
What happend: Danny Doring defeated Pepper Parks. This was a clusterf*** ending. First, if I remember this correctly, Colin Delany comes out and DDTs Pepper. The ref was out cold(Falco, Dude, seriously? What happend to the 'training' we talked about?!?!)So then Stevie comes out, naturally because he "Wasn't done beating Colin's ass all around the ring, I'll Show You... You'll See!" Then Stevie is overwhelmed by numbers. I'm not sure but a third person came out as well(My apologies for my memory slipping). Then after the beat down on Stevie, Jimmy Olsen comes in and Clears the ring. Saving Stevie from complete annhilliation right? Wrong. He starts laying the boots into Stevie and everyone comes in taking it to the visiting Superstar. This goes on for long enough until a few boys from the back break everything up. *shakes head* What's Jimmy thinking aligning himself with Colin? I guess we'll find out next time...(0/3)
STEVIE COMES LOOKING FOR REVENGE Stevie Richards vs Colin Delaney Who will win: Stevie Richards(0)
How: Pinfall(0)
Why: The illustrious career of Big Stevie Cool will help him overcome this rookie and fellow ex-WWE superstar. Colin's inexperience (He's only a year older than myself) will be his downfall. I'm looking forward to this schooling of the arrogant Delany. However, there is a reason Colin reached such a high plateau so quickly. He's got the heart of a champion. I don't see him going down easily.(0)
What really happend: Colin Delaney defeated Stevie Richards via disqualification. The chair shot that Colin took from Stevie, oh man was that something worth buying the DVD for. He just up and Destroys Colin. Shame that the veterean gets uncharacteristicly hot headed and ended the match for himself.(There was a beautiful use of Snow though, like I said buy the DVD of this when it comes out. That was great.)(0/3)
NWA UPSTATE NO LIMITS TITLE MATCH
Gabreal Saint (C) vs. "Omega" Aaron Dravin (w/Star Rider) Who will win: "Omega" Aaron Dravin(0)
How: DQ (Therefore no title exchange)(.5)
Why: From the static I've been getting in the back, Mr. Mo Mantha has been furious about the referee calling in his last chance at the title. I expect a run-in from him, costing the Star Foundation there chance at a title. Star Rider's going to be extremely irritated. I have a feeling that this belt isn't going to change hands unless there's a stipulation match it is defended in.(1)
What really happend: Gabreal Saint defeated Loca Vida to retain the NWA Upstate No Limits Title. Apparently Mo DID decide to show that Alabama mug of his. I actually sat down with the "Montgomery Madman" and he gave me a stern talking to. I promise that next week, we'll see the results of that interview. Mo's "Meniscuseses" had torn at a previous show and he was unable to compete. Insert Loca Vida.(1.5/3)
2CW VS NWA UPSTATE IN SIX MAN TAG TEAM ACTION
Self-Professed 2CW Tag Team Champions Triple X & Hellcat along with Johnny Kayfabe vs The McCloud Brothers & Brett The Geihl from 94.1 FM The Zone Who will win: The NWA Upstate Champions(I will refuse to call them 2CW champions.) and Kayfabe(0)
How: Pinfall via Hellcat to a McCloud.(.5)
Why: Hellcat's 2CW Tear will taint this match. His nasty nephew won't help things either, I hope he gets his from the Geihl. The ref'll get 'inadvertently' hit from behind and the dirty tricks of the 12 year veteran to come out. (0)
What really happend: The McCloud Brothers & Brett the Geihl defeated Triple X Hellcat & Johnny Kayfabe.What a refreshing surprise! The McClouds were HOT coming into this match against the Boss and his two goons. Geihl really should consider his day job! A nice match indeed.(.5/3)
"Fabulous" John McChesney vs "The Little Rig" Cloudy Who will win: "Fabulous" John McChesney.(0)
How: Pinfall(1)
Why: "Fabulous" will continue his winning ways from the past 2 NWA shows and potentially we could see a streak here. Not Knocking "Lil' Rig" at all here, just saying with his boy in ROH... I'm not sure it looks so good for the fiesty former Tag Champ.(.5)
What really happend: Isys Ephex defeated Cloudy. I didn't see John at the show last week so I'm slightly confused what caused his delay. I know one of the cameramen ended up in a ditch on the way to the show. Still Isis was able to defeat the petite Cloudy.(1.5/3)
Cheech vs "Diamond" Dave Marcos
Who Will Win: "Diamond" Dave Marcos(0)
How: Pinfall(1)
Why: Dave will be hot off his victory at the previous event. I'll give the nod to him.(0)
What really happend: Cheech defeated Marcos(Pinfall). Bah! Just plain wrong on this one!(1/3)
Total Points:4.5/18 (Ouch... That was a painful one. Totally off on my rhythm there.)
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For your amusement, I sat down with Colin Delany for an interview of sorts and his NWA Upstate Profile.
Colin Delany
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 172lbs.
Finisher: DDT(I stole it from Tommy)
Music: Alice in Chains - "Man in a Box"
Former Accomplishment: NWA Upstate Tag Champions NWA Empire Grand Slam (Held all titles).
Quirky Fact: I can bust out a mean "Tearin' up my Heart" on karaoke.(Jimmy Olsen better watch out!)
GW: Favorite move to execute in the ring?
CD: Leg Lariat is fun, I say that and I screwed my knee up on that yesterday!
GW: Worst Injury you've ever had?
CD: Countless Concussions. However serious injury has alluded me.
GW: What's your life like outside of wrestling?
CD: There's absolutely no life other than wrestling for me.
GW: Worst trip to a show you've ever had?
CD: I went to Toronto once, and the normal thing happend at the border, we got our car searched. So they tear our car up and when we get back in the car, we'd turn the key and bam. Nothing would happen. Not even the lights turning on. The car was totally dead. So we call the promoter and he sends a taxi from Toronto to the border. We make the show, and some very nice fans take us home. That was a brutal trip...
GW: What former foe would you like to tag with?
CD: Tommy Dreamer (if he retires in a few months maybe I can) or go with Jimmy.
GW: What goes through your head before you enter a match?
CD: "Let's not get hurt" Usually. "...because I've got to do this tomorrow."
GW: Who inspires you as a person and why?
CD: He ponders a bit before responding "Elvis actually. He was such an entertainer. People know him as just 'Elvis' man, and he raised to a level of stardom where it didn't matter about the music anymore, it was his charisma man. He was THE entertainer."
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Gunnar's Final Thoughts: I'd like to take this time to thank Colin for sitting with me for that interview. Expect more like that from your other favorite NWA Upstate wrestlers. Next week I have Mo Mantha and the man he's feuding with, Gabe Saint talking with me about these questions. Peace.
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